16:40БронеКот: Подруга решила поговорить о нашем будущем. Я полчаса распинался про телепортацию, лазеры и силовые поля Как позже выяснилось, я не очень понял вопрос...
16:38БронеКот: Сегодня я снова пытался вернуть свою девушку. Но с тех пор, как она переехала ко мне, её родители перестали отвечать на звонки
16:37БронеКот: JusTices, Конечно... Обычно как мохом обрастет я за следующей иду в магаз
00:47RaMko: JusTices, Твое? Ты в отпуске, ОТДЫХАЙ!!!
00:39JusTices: кто удалил сообщения? Жесть. Зачем тогда писать
23:55JusTices: БронеКот, у тебя я так поняла что хрен с ней!
18:11БронеКот: А теперь - тест. Внимательно посмотрите на мышку своего компьютера. Если она чистая - значит, вы женщина. А если грязная - значит, и хрен с ней!
17:25БронеКот: А ведь если бы не религии, людям приходилось бы убивать друг друга просто так, как дикарям каким-то
Описание: Абсурдистская фантастическо-самурайская пародийная комедия о приключениях фрилансеров в псевдо-средневековом Эдо. Захватив Землю, пришельцы Аманто запретили ношение мечей, единственный, в ком ещё жив подлинно японский дух – самоуверенный сластёна Гинтоки Саката. Неуклюжий очкарик Симпати нанялся к нему в ученики. Третьим в их команде стала прелестная Кагура из сильнейшей во вселенной семьи Ятудзоку, а с ней её питомец Садахару – пёсик размером с бегемота, обладающий забавной привычкой грызть головы всем, кто под морду подвернётся. Они называют себя «мастерами на все руки» и выполняют любые заказы – главное, чтобы заплатили.
Кроме инопланетян с ушками, бандитов со шрамами, самураев с бокэнами, девушек-ниндзя с натто и странных существ, в «Гинтаме» встречаются также Синсэнгуми, состоящие из придурковатых юношей в европейской одежде. Высмеиванию подвергается множество штампов, пародируется «Блич», «Ковбой Бибоп» и многие другие известные сериалы. Юмор колеблется от «сортирного» до «тонкой иронии», в целом это весьма «зубастая» комедия, лишённая каких-либо рамок и ограничений.
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001. When seal is stamped, contents are confirmed 002. What is extraterritoriality law? 003. Natural perms are detestable things 004. This magazine appears on Saturday depending on the mood 005. Becoming an old man, making friends and calling them by nicknames 006. A promise to die and protect 007. A pet is the responsibility of the owner to look after until the end 008. Not making a good first impression... 009. There is a paper-thin difference between toughness and vengefulness 010. It's a sour thing when you're tired 011. Gooey messy sweet dumpling... What...? It's not a dumpling...? That bastard...! 012. Making a bad first impression... 013. If cosplaying, cosplay to adorn the heart 014. There's a weird rule guys have... That touching a frog means coming of age 015. An owner and his pet are alike 016. Life gets longer when Mr Otae becomes longer! Scary!! 017. Father And Son Always Share Their Negative Qualities 018. Ah! Home's where the heart is 019. Why is the sea salty? Probably because you city folks use it as a toliet!! 020. Beware of the conveyor belt! 021. If you're a guy at least Kajiki! / If you keep the fan on while you're sleeping, you'll get a stomachache, so watch out! 022. Marriage means one continues raising misunderstanding 023. When being troubled, burst out laughing 024. Something is hiding by all means in this cute face 025. The pot is the reduced drawing of life 026. Don't be shy, raise your hand and speak up 027. There are some swords which cannot be cut 028. Comparatively, a bad thing that happens is that good things doensn't happen continuously 029. You are flurried! Cool off! / Unless you properly see the television or the newspaper, it's useless 030. Even Idols Do Pretty Much The Same Things You Guys Do 031. Even you do not easily forget how to be good 032. Life flows like the conveyer 033. It is impolite to mistake a person's name 034. There is no need for a manual on love 035. You should not judge a person by his appearance 036. For a person who has an injury in the shank, you can really talk 037. Those fellows who complain that there is no Santa believe in his existence / A bell cannot make troubles disappear, you must do it yourself 038. Only kids get excited when it snows / it's very strange to rub against the ice wich is eaten in the winter 039. Ramen shops which offer lots of menus are not usually popular 040. The plan is to make children 041. I do not know whether the movie is interesting just by the titles 042. Earthworms swell when you urinate on them 043. For the character, I will draw and divide the distinction that is attached to the reader with just the silhoutte 044. Please stop your complaints about the dinner menu because my mother is busy 045. My pet dog's stroll is done at a moderate speed 046. You become 20 years old after you play in a cabaret 047. Cherry things become cherry trees? 048. The two who look alike are quarreling / Why do you use that useless negativity? 049. Life without gambles is like sushi without wasabi 050. Undecided is undecided and it's not a decision 051. Milk should be in the temperature like human skin 052. Make an appointment first before meeting with someone 053. Stress will causes baldness but when paying too much attention on prevent stress the stress will builds up again in the end there is nothing that we can do to it 054. Mothers are the same no matter where they are 055. Do not make that “kucha kucha” sound when eating 056. Take note of the one-day director 057. You must go back to the day of action when you are looking for lost items 058. Korokke bread is always popular in shops 059. Do not forget where you left your umbrella 060. The sun will rise 061. Insects at night gather in the light 062. What you want is not what you get 063. The preview of the next edition of Jump is unreliable 064. Eating corn is unexpectedly very filling 065. The boy learns the value of life through the beetle 066. Substance over form 067. This life that continues to run 068. The cross-over world is full of idiots 069. Please separate your garbage 070. Cute things become disgusting when there are too many 071. There is data that cannot be deletable 072. Let's drive there / Doggy meatballs have a fragrant smell 073. The mushrooms are delicious 074. The draft is ready 075. Work should not be split at home 076. Be quiet at this time 077. Yesterday's enemy is also today's enemy 078. A person who's picky with food is also picky with humans 079. If there's four people, it is a lot of knowledge 080. A person that wears glasses suddenly takes the glasses off, it feels like somethign is missing. Like the part of the person is missing 081. A woman's best make up is the smile 082. It's not like I line up for Ramen. I line up for satisfy myself 083. Luck and identity have no relationship 084. A Man's heart is like a hard-boiled egg 085. Hard boiled egg won't get crashed 086. There are many instances where you cannot get to sleep even after counting sheep 087. Use German surplexes on women who like to ask which is important, me or work 088. The start is always the happiest in joint parties 089. When there's two, there will be three 090. It's scary to eat the wrong food when it's so delicious 091. If you want to slim down, go and exercise, do not eat 092. Become a person who is able to find a person's merits rather than his weak points 093. Even heroes have their own problems 094. When you are sitting on the train, both hands must be strapped 095. Men are Madao 096. If you are a man, do not give up 097. Herioc stories of the past are exaggerated by three folds / Boys are weak towards girls from a flower shop or a cake shop 098. Game is an hour per day 099. Life as well as games are only bugs 100. Those who are disliked are always adorable 101. Law exists to be violated 102. Otakus are talkative 103. The differnce between stengths and weaknesses is only a thin line 104. Important things are hard to see 105. Anything depends on the beat and the timing 106. Most people I love sudden death 107. Parents, not knowing the child 108. Better leave it unsaid 109. Life is a test 110. Everyone is an escapee of a prison called 'myself' 111. Definitely Do Not Let Your Girlfriend See the Things You Use for Crossdressing / There's Almost a 100% Chance of Forgetting One's Vinyl Umbrella and Then Hating Oneself 112. A birthday in your twenties has no deep meaning / You're lucky if you can stay up late to work 113. The Act of Polishing a Urinal is Like the Act of Polishing One's Heart / Subtitle Undecided 114. When sweet and spicy things are switched... / They say that adding soy sauce to pudding gives the taste of sea urchin, but really, adding soy sauce to pudding only gives the taste of soy sauce and pudding 115. The time just before the summer holidays start is the most fun 116. The Older, The Wiser 117. Beauty is like a summer fruit 118. Be as straightforward as your back is bent 119. Those who smoke one or two cigarettes are putting the smell of horse dung in them 120. The taste of overseas Japanese restaurants is generally at the same level as a school cafeteria / Once you've chosen a dish, you can't give it back 121. Only a slotted and a crosshead screwdriver is needed for an amateur 122. Imagination should be developed in grade 123. There is a screwdriver in the every one's hearts 124. Too much badgering can become a threatening one 125. Into the Final Chapter! 126. There are things that cannot be expressed in words 127. There are things you can't understand unless you meet them 128. There are things you can't understand even when you meet them 129. Watch out for your pet eating off the floor 130. Cat-lovers and dog-lovers never keep peace 131. Quarrels usually happen at the trip destination 132. Tight underpants will unavoidably get soiled 133. Gin and His Excellency's Good For Nothing 134. Be Very Careful When Using Ghost Stories 135. Before Thinking About the Earth, Think About the More Endangered Gintaman's Future! 136. It's Your House, You Build It 137. 99% Of Men Are Not Confident In Confessing Their Love 138. Why Not Talk About the Old Days for a Change? 139. Don't Put Your Wallet In Your Back Pocket 140. Beware of Those Who Use an Umbrella on a Sunny Day 141. Butting Into a Fight is Dangerous 142. Life is a Series of Choices 143. Those Who Stand On Four Legs Are Beasts. Those Who Stand on Two Legs, Guts, and Glory, Are Men 144. Don't Trust Bedtime Stories 145. The Color for Each Person's Bond Comes in Various Colors 146. The taste of drinking under broad daylight is something special 147. Every adult is every children's instructor 148. Zippers should be undone slowly 149. When your half eaten popsicle starts sliding down the stick, that's when jerks come around hoping for a share 150. Become bound by long things 151. A conversation with a barber during a haircut is the most pointless thing in the world 152. The heavens created Chomage above man instead of another man 153. Sleep Helps a Child Grow 154. That person looks different from usual during a birthday party 155. The other side of the other side of the other side would be the other side 156. It takes a bit of courage to enter a street vendor's stand 157. Any place with a bunch of men gathered around will turn into a battlefield 158. If a friend gets injured, take him to the hospital 159. If one orange in the box is rotten, the rest of them will become rotten before you know it! 160. From a foreigner's perspective, you're the foreigner 161. Laputa's still good after seeing it so many times 162. Love Asks For Nothing In Return 163. The black ships even make a scene when they sink! 164. That matsutake soup stuff tastes better than the real deal, plus one / Man cannot come back to life once dead 165. If It Works Once, It'll Work Over And Over Again 166. Two Is Better Than One. Two People Are Better Than One 167. Smooth Polygons Smooth Men's Hearts Too 168. A Human Body Is Like a Little Universe 169. The Chosen Idiots 170. And into the Legend... 171. If You Keep Copying, They Will Retaliate / A Loss Opens Your Eyes to the Love You Have 172. It All Depends on How You Use the "Carrot and Stick" Method 173. It's What's On the Inside that Counts / It's What's On the Inside that Counts, But Only to a Certain Extent 174. When a Person Is Trapped, Their Inner Door Opens 175. People of All Ages Hate The Dentist 176. Beginning the Countdown 177. A Spider at Night is a Bad Omen 178. Once a Spider's Thred Has Entangled Something it's Hard to Get it Off Again 179. It's the Irresponsible One Who's Scary When Pissed 180. The More Precious the Burden, the Heavier and More Difficult it is to Shoulder It 181. Watch Out For A Set of Women and A Drink 182. Screw Popularity Polls 183. Popularity Polls Can Burn in Hell 184. Popularity Polls Can... 185. Hometowns and Boobs are Best Thought From Afar / The Whole Peeing on a Bee Sting Is a Myth. You'll Get Germs, So Don't Do It!! 186. Beware of Foreshadows 187. It's Goodbye Once a Flag is Set 188. An Observation Journal Should Be Seen Right Through To The Very End 189. Mobile Suit Gundam 30th Anniversary Special Extra #2 / Radio Exercises are Socials for Boys and Girls 190. When Looking For Something, Try Using its Perspective 191. Freedom Means to Live True to Yourself, not Without Law! 192. Kabukicho Stray Cat Blues 193. Cooking is About Guts 194. Whenever I hear Leviathan, I think of Sazae-san. Stupid me!! 195. Not Losing to the Rain! 196. Not Losing to the Wind 197. Not Losing to the Storm 198. Never Losing that Smile 199. That's How I Wish to Be, Beautiful and Strong 200. Santa Claus Red is Blood Red! 201. Everybody's a Santa! 001 (202). Everyone Looks a Little Grown Up After Spring Break 002 (203). Everyone Looks Pretty Grown Up After Summer Break 003 (204). Use a Calligraphy Pen for New Year Cards / The Heart Comes Before Chocolate 004 (205). Meals Should Be Balanced / We Are All Warriors in the Battle Against Fate 005 (206). It`s Too Confusing When Talking About the Poster Girl for a Poster Store, So Call Her a Sandwich Board 006 (207). Glasses Are Part of the Soul 007 (208). Glasses Prevent You From Seeing Certain Things 008 (209). Nothing Lasts Forever, Including Parents, Money, Youth, Your Room, Dress Shirts, Me, You, and the Gintama Anime 009 (210). A Lawless Town Tends to Attract a Bunch of Whoohooey Folk 010 (211). Ghosts Aren`t the Only Ones Who Run Wild Around Graveyards 011 (212). Chains of a Warrior 012 (213). Iron Town 013 (214). `Tis An Honor! 014 (215). Odds or Evens 015 (216). I Can`t Remember a Damn Thing About the Factory Tour 016 (217). What Happens Twice Can Happen Thrice 017 (218). The Pincers of a Crab Can Snip Through a Friendship 018 (219). People Forget to Return Stuff All the Time Without Even Realizing It 019 (220). The Bathhouse, Where You`re Naked in Body and Soul 020 (221). Jugem 021 (222). The Name Reveals the Person 022 (223). The Man`s Household Situation is Hard, His Heart is Soft 023 (224). Blue and Red Ecstasy 024 (225). So in the Second Season of Prison Break, They`re Already Broken Out of Prison, But the Name Works Once You Realize That Society is a Prison 025 (226). Everybody Loves Pajamas 026 (227). Speaking of Crossovers, Don`t Forget About Alien vs. Predator 027 (228). Love is Neither Plus Nor Minus 028 (229). Making It Through Love 029 (230). It Would Take Too Much Effort to Make This Title Sound Like a Text Message Subject 030 (231). When You Go to a Funeral For the First Time, You're Surprised by How Happy the People Are 031 (232). The People You Tend to Forget Tend to Show Up After You Forget Them 032 (233). Space Ururun Homestay 033 (234). Piggy Banks and Trash Cans 034 (235). Empty Planet 035 (236). Don`t Say Goodbye Lionel Will You Survive Серия 237: Пожалуйста,возьмите меня покататься на лыжах» Серия 239: «Переживи это с помощью любви» Серия 240: «Люди могут жить вместе, только если забудут все плохое!» Серия 241: «Мы все тут хосты с большой буквы» Серия 242: «Девочкам нравится Веджета, мальчикам нравится ...» Серия 243: «Рисуй свою жизнь на холсте, который мы зовём....» Серия 244: «Зацени!!»
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О фильме: Средневековые замки, крытые черепицей домики, бамбуковые садики, девушки в красивых кимоно на прогулке у реки, космический терминал в центре города, корабли в небе, инопланетные существа в закусочной за углом... Стоп, эт еще че за фигня?! Ах, да, Страна Самураев - это уже забытое прошлое, с тех пор как на Землю прилетели так называемые Небожители, или по-простому - пришельцы. Они привезли с собой мощное оружие - и правительству не оставалось ничего другого, кроме как сдаться перед захватчиками. Как жить в таком несправедливом мире и при всех невзгодах остаться-таки человеком? Как стерпеть ненавистных пришельцев, или может быть, даже изгнать их куда подальше? Ответ прост: искать приключения себе на разные места, читать в 30 лет мангу, гонять на мопеде со скоростью 30 км/ч, не платить аренду за квартиру и ст*censored*ся над всем, что движется - собственно как это и делают герои Гинтамы - и всё само собой наладится! А что не наладится - так то можно исправить с помощью меча, главное - следовать пути воина и учится Банкаю. И еще бить прямо в глаз! А если не попал бить снова! А если снова не попал.. БЕГИ!
О фильме: Саката Гинтоки, самурай живущий в эпоху, когда самураи больше ненужны. В дополнении к его неприятностям, инопланетяне заполняют землю. Гинтоки живёт с Кагурой и Шинпачи. Они берутся за любую работу чтобы сделать этот мир лучше.... И заплатить ренту...
Год выпуска: 2003 г. Автор: SORACHI Hideaki Жанр: экшн, приключения, комедия, история, фантастика, сёнэн, сверхъестественное Издательство: Shueisha Публикуется в: Weekly Shonen Jump Кол-во томов: 35(>311 глав) (выпущено на текущий момент, выпуск продолжается) Качество: Отсканированные страницы Формат: PG, PNG Перевод: главы 1-10: (tsubasareturn); главы 11-16: (naruto-fans); главы 17-62, 213-214: (MADAO‑Translations); главы 89-97: (So cold!) главы 293 и далее: (Rikudou-Sennin Clan) ;
Описание: Местом действия манги является японский город Эдо, который в 1868 году был переименован в Токио. Землю захватили пришельцы Аманто и запретили самураям носить мечи. Несколько человек организовывают фирму и называют себя «мастерами на все руки» (фрилансерами). Они выполняют любые заказы клиентов, главное чтобы за это хоть сколько-нибудь платили.
Жесть. Зачем тогда писать
у тебя я так поняла что хрен с ней! 
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